Potato Farmer

When a male ejaculates into his bellybutton, and allows it to dry. Once fully dry they proceed to remove it with clumps of hair, making it look like freshly up rooted potatoes.

Tom: Hey did you hear that jimmy has 3 potatoes in the works?
Sam: Damn he is a real Potato Farmer!

by CyferGreen November 7, 2021

'Net potato

The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.

Guy 1. What are you doing online?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?

Guy 2. Surfing.

Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.

by Nate_V. October 19, 2010

ass potatoes

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"

by noraptors January 9, 2012

cajun potato

A.K.A spicy anus- when your asshole swells like a potato after a spicy meal.

Man that peri peri chicken sure gave me a massive Cajun potato

by mearaomeara July 24, 2014

maximum potato

a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces

fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"

by narwhalmegan March 2, 2015

Outer Space Potato Man

A strange creature of unknown extra-terrestrial origin. Usually somewhat lumpy and brown.

I thought you were an outer space potato man.

by WHOM? September 25, 2009

fuck that potato’s raw

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

by Mr potato head June 22, 2019