piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake

Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles

by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019

blew pork

the past tense of blow pork (see definition)

markex clarkex: i blew pork all over ur moms face
raniel staniel: no u

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

pork chop hill

The act of having sex with a fat, greasy women.

I took that bitch to Pork Chop Hill

by MacDaddyHatesFrankie February 21, 2017

pork funion

Meat ring.

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022