the ultimate diva. possibly a man. loves her adoring fans and is the ultimate savage. she can’t sing worth anything but thinks she’s miley cyrus. oddly shaped and gives out birthday invites via powerpoint presentations. forever my Prom Queen.
mariah: did you see Ethel Poon’s birthday invitations??
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
brooke: oh lord don’t get me started. “you have to bring cake to receive some!”
mariah: damn ethel is crazy
by halsey's #1 fan May 29, 2018

by Youngslayer69 February 23, 2021

“Hey hot stuff, finish that beer real quick so we can hit up the poon saloon as soon as they’re done in there”
by PSE2022 July 31, 2022

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.
Man! I want to fuck that poon.
by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018

A combination of the words poor & porn.
Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.
2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.
2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.
by The gov’ner February 17, 2019

by rvvv January 26, 2025
