pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

Fax Piss

When your fax machine sends a fax, but the otherside gets a huge wet paper of ink.

Dane angry: Why the fuck did you send me a fax piss paper?
John: What? It's something wrong with YOUR fax machine!

by SiBaritone July 5, 2012

Took A Piss On

to put someone down verbally originally I found this in wrestling personaility Eric Bischoff's autobiography CONTROVERSEY CREATES CASH

"I took a piss on Sean"

by dantheman73 March 20, 2009

Shooting the piss

To fuck around, usually in a harmless and stupid way

Did you see that video with the boys doing that cake check? They were totally shooting the piss!

by NotAHorse07 August 3, 2022

Stealth Piss

A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound

Ah shit, there's somebody in the next cubicle, better stealth piss

by infinitevoid October 11, 2012