dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again

Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck

by Dubiks April 6, 2019

bone a phone

Another name for a cock,dick.
As in,she's talking on my bone a phone.

Hey Bitch ! Don't you hear that ringing sound between my legs?
It's my bone a phone and it's ringing for you.

She talked on my bone a phone, all night long.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

Phone party

When a group of people get together to hang out, but end up on their smart phones instead of engaging in conversation.

"Alex, Kayla, and Alycia are totally having a phone party over there"

by Witness_23lbj August 14, 2012

cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I don't own this business. I'm just a phone ho.

by RiverRat March 12, 2008

Phone Proxy

The act of complimenting - or complaining - about someone in the locale by calling a friend and voicing your opinion loudly.

<On phone> Yeah, there's a girl on the train with cracking tits, but the twat she's sitting with is playing some R&B crap out his mobile. Glad I can cain him by phone proxy; the fuckjaw can't hear me.

by Misteroz November 1, 2007

Phone jacked

When your friend asks to *Borrow* your phone for "real quick" and ends up taking way to long with it whether it be five minutes to an hour.

Dustin: Hey lemme use your phone real quick
Mike: Okay man.
30 mins later.. Can I have my phone back
Dustin *Still In arguement with girlfriend*

Mike: "Great, Ive been Phone Jacked."

by Fitzyyyym February 23, 2011