Shakespeare In The Park

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.

My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

by PainfulTruths June 6, 2018

Parking Lot It

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

taxi park

The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.

Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.

by Neu Yawka September 14, 2008

Paralle Park

The act of taking two dicks in the mouth at the same time

I lived in the city for years. I can Paralle Park like a champ

I Paralle Park everyday when I get home

I heard she can Paralle Park while towing and driving the stick

by HazingNight August 18, 2018

westwood park

Only the realest Out that Bitch 3️⃣1️⃣9️⃣

Got some of the Hottest Jits in the World🔫💰
Come in and Get Robbed

Get at Yg Rob He On the Way Up🌍

Them Ygs outta Westwood Park Gon Do it Every Time.

by Rufii August 7, 2019

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Mubong Park

A shitty ass old man who betrayed Mori Jin after he fought the gods for them and killed Moris powerful ass Grandpa just because Mori was 1837393737737392x more powerful then him. He’s also obsessed with a read haired girl who died to a god and wants vengeance on all the gods including Mori Jin

Ashley is such a Mubong Park.

by FarAHHHG September 28, 2020