by y-not May 24, 2010
the act of stealing someone else's swag without realizing. Most of the time done unintentionally. Can involve copying someones swag through clothes, speech, or personality
by Dthedancer September 21, 2010
The universal uncle that gives you advice on your swag. If you are not looking too your potential he (usually the role is taken up by a bro) will undoubtedly drop in and help out and maximize your swagger
Mark: "Sandals, crew socks, athletic shorts, flannel; ready to hit up some girls!"
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
Tom: "Dude you need some advice from Uncle Swag, try this instead..."
by guruforyou July 08, 2011
After plucking my eyebrows for 45 minutes I will have eyebrow swag. Shit hurts though, then it gets numb.
by TheSmallTownSwagMan September 24, 2012
by YEETYOLOSWAG June 16, 2019
the specific charm possed by some peoples of the hippie persuasion. this is not limited to any specific type of hippie however all kinds have varying degrees of this swag. can also be known as shine
yea, him and the blacked haired kid with dreads and the midlenght blonde haired kid are supa spun out. and still their shines blinding the whole lot!! they have tons of hippie swag
by dopestarmuca August 10, 2010
A-swag-tosis: When your swag level goes so high it starts breaking down the alleles in your DNA. Similar to "apoptosis," but involving swag.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Symptoms include excessive style, the ability to go "super smackington," and frequent references to attending private, live concerts for bands no one's even heard of.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your son has A-swag-tosis. He's too hip to live.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
Worried Mother: OMG, what do I do?
Doctor: I suggest you force him to wear glasses and date a loser dork. Otherwise his swag levels might consume him.
by @Brazen_Faith July 04, 2011