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Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.
Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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fanum tax

The slang term "Fanum tax" is a form of tax that is set into motion when a person purchases an edible item. The persons friend will then tax a percentage of their food (take it against there will). It was made popular by the person known as "Kai cenat".
I just purchased a cheese burger... i hope no one tries to fanum tax me...
by Fanum tax November 8, 2023
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Skibidi Tax

When you watch to much skibidi toilet that fanum tax becomes so skibidi that it turns into a toilet which turns into an absolute unit witch is the skibidi king
Kai Cenat: Yo I'm at episode 69 of skibi toilet in 1 day
Baby Gronk: nah I'm gonna skibidi tax you
Kai Cenat: why and I camera man
by Slapfish1 December 22, 2023
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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