Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019

Matthew

An annoying asshole who i hate with a passion. He is so smelly and "special"

Don't be such a matthew

by orcalover2004 May 28, 2018

Matthew

they are the hottest most sexiest men on the planet and they are the best at sex

I love matthew

by burtcake69 July 16, 2019

Matthew

A matthew is a nonce, if you see a matthew RUN and dont look back

Me: Omg that's a matthew I better run
Matthew: come here little child

by Dhdhdhdj May 31, 2020

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

Matthew

An Irish Potatoe Farmer but he does not crawl on the floor with depression. No one else can plant Potatoes better than him. You wanna know why? Because he isn't just an Irish Potatoe farmer, He's THE Irish Potatoe farmer.

Wow, you got one of Matthew's Potatoes!!! Can I have a bite? They are the best potatoes I've ever tasted!!!

by _totally_not_matthew_I_swear_ November 7, 2019

MATTHEW

Matthews are hot and f boys big time f boys they will take advantage of the situation your in tell you they love you feed you pretty little lies then stomp on your heart and and shatter it in a million little pieces BEWARE of Matthews He will make you happy at first then make you cry your eyes out for months

We need to cancel Matthews

Sara: I got a new boyfriend

Allie: cool what’s his name

Sara: Matthew

Allie: GIRL NOT A MATTHEW

by Kanebrownislife September 7, 2020