Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 17, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 17, 2020

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 05, 2023

Masturbating

What you’re doing right now.

People masturbating make up most of Urban Dictionary’s traffic. In fact, probably the entire internet’s traffic in general.

by Your pseudonym :3 September 21, 2023

masturbated

the feeling of hatred towards god

MAN I DIDNT MASTURBATED TO YOUR DOG

by deezgonnasuicide November 11, 2021

masturbated

fucking yourself

i masturbated yesterday and I came so much

by cummer5000 May 22, 2023

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024