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text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation
It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.
by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025
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masturbating

Robert loved masturbating. Every day after school, he would go in his room, lock the door, and go on Jerkmate. He would pull down his pants and underpants and click on the perfect stream. When he saw the girl rub the dildo on her massive tits, he started masturbating his dick. Then when she got to shoving the dildo up her asshole, Robert would start masturbating even faster. At this point, his dick was covered in precum. Now, the girl was shoving the dildo up her pussy. Robert was masturbating even harder, his hands getting tired, but he still perservered. He felt the cum getting to the head. Finally, Robert let a big moan as he cummed all over under the desk. Robert felt like he could jizz one more time, so he continued beating his meat as he clicked on another live stream. Robert, being the gooner that he is, ejactulated again, this time not white, but a pinkish-red color. He was horrified. He then died after peeing all of his blood out.
by MyCockIsBigAndBlack October 5, 2025
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Masturbate

Masturbating is when you rub your cheesy virgin penis or vagina because your a fucking virgin
Nerdy ass nathaniel: im gonna masturbate because no woman will touch me

Chapter book reading geek sarah: Im gonna masturbate because my boyfriend got lost in my pussy
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Masturbate

To masturbate (which is also known as masturbation) is when a man or a woman stimulates their private areas for sexual sensations which provides pleasure and usually eventually causes orgasm and release.
Example 1: Sarah goes into her bedroom, locking her door before she goes to masturbate to porn/a movie on her laptop.

Example 2: Dan comes home from work when his wife isn't home and he puts on some porn or some other things and begins to masturbate.
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Masturbate

To masturbate is when a man or a woman stimulates their... ahem... private areas for sexual feelings and stimulation, which gives the person a deep sense of pleasure, also known as sexual pleasure.

Masturbation is a great tool for someone expressing their own sexual feelings or emotions.

This natural act eventually leads to pleasurable orgasms, also known as climaxes.

Example 1: (Patrick) *thinks "When I get home from this boring class, I'm going to go masturbate to some porn. Should I try my fleshlight? Or keep it simple?"*

Example 2: (Molly) *thinks "Hmm, when I am back in my room, I'm going to masturbate to some movies or porn. Which do I use? My vibrator or my fingers?"*
Example: Time to go home and masturbate, this is going to be so good.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 10, 2025
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Self-masturbator

This word has two definitions

1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves
Admit you’re a self-masturbator already.
by Sp33D King December 24, 2025
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no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.
john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah
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