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Machewpewp

Drinking game between two people in which one flips a coin and they both call out heads or tails and if you're wrong you drink
I got a bottle, Wanna play machewpewp?
by saphigan malloy September 12, 2014
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Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
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machelor

A Married Bachelor. A married person whose lifestyle is similar to a bachelor's.
Go home Machelor, remember you have a wife?
by bragboy September 20, 2016
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mackencia

Pretty, flawless nice but sometimes mean has an evil and nice personality has sweet friends Can be kind to others. Really loud sometimes. Loyal person is an independent woman
Mackencia is a pretty and nice girl and is a great best friend.
by AYEEEEE nini November 13, 2017
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Machey Mouse

It's like Mickey Mouse but funnier, if you look at Machey Mouse he is a chicken
Why are being such Machey Mouse?
by Free slushie and pretzel February 1, 2018
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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