Love Squeezins

The act of sex between two consenting people; usually involves no strings attached relations

Elanor: What I mean to say is... I want to pound you like yesterday's beef... Come on Love Monkey. I'm a woman in the prime of her life that needs love squeezins!

by Captain_Howdy December 10, 2009

Love Biscuits

A juicy pair of women's buttocks. A plump derriere. A backside that simulataneously captures a man's heart and imagination. The reason they wrote the song, "Pull over that ass is too fat."

"Boy, you best take me out somewhere fancy for dinner tonight. If not, ain't no way you squeezin on these "love biscuits."

by RJshattypants May 4, 2010

Love Mauling

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

by Mr . Tobi The Bengal October 21, 2011

Love Triangle

A situation that involves 3 people in which each person is attracted to (or in love with) a different person in the triangle; typically all feelings are one-sided causing situations of frustration and sometimes hilarity depending on the context.

"Hey did you hear Sarah asked John to the dance? He turned her down hard."

"Omg no way! I'll bet he wants to go with Amy. Too bad she's crushing hard on Sarah!"
"Man love triangles are confusing..."

by Howie P March 30, 2021

I love me jacket

Straightjacket, so called because you hug yourself when you're wearing it.

Keep laughing like that and they're going to put you in an I love me jacket.

by Valerie6617 August 25, 2008

the red means i love you

A popular song made by Madds Buckley that's been trending one tiktok and Spotify, and no it's not about lesbian period sEx it's about toga from my hero academia or MHA for short.

Person one: hey, do you know the song the red means I love you?

Person two: yeah, why?

Person one: well apparently it's about lesbian period sEx!

Person two:..... The creator literally said its about toga from Mha

by the red means I love you October 27, 2021

nigger lover

A white girl who only dates black guys.

"Have you ever seen her with a white dude?"

"No, she's a nigger lover."

by Ramshackl3 October 8, 2008