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bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.
"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."
by FishLUL April 24, 2025
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Jun Kei

A word to describe a person who wastes time with unnecessary questions.
"What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."
by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023
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Key

Key is one if the most sweetest, kind hearted, caring and loving person you will ever know. When key walks in the room everyones day is automatically good, talking to key is like talking to yourself basically, long deep and nice conversations with them that you’ll never forget, key will ALWAYS be there for you when you need them, they knows how to make people laugh and they’ll stay hooked on a subject as long as you are, key is so funny, your belly tickles everytime you laugh with them, everyone needs a key.
of paramount or crucial importance.
"she became a key figure in the suffragette movement"
by faith.lovesyou. March 7, 2023
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Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys
After our argument I almost key-checked that guy
by topbinsonly May 13, 2024
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Kei

the prettiest girl in the room. Her smile lights up any and everything. they brush off compliments even if they believe them because they don't think they deserve it but they do. you need one of these girls whether its a friend or a significant other they will show you love when you cant show it to yourself there eyes are brighter then ten millions suns .there hearts are always in the right place although they have a tendency to fall in love farrrrrrr to quickly so be therefor her when her heart breaks. they have a smile on there face even if they don't mean it. they don't like to wear there heart on there chest so if a Kimoni starts complaining or spilling her heart to you take it seriously this means something to her so show he the care she deserves. and when she apoligizes for absolute nothing prove to her theres no reason for it she will show compassion regardless if it hurts or she gets it back. love her cuz she will always love you.
girl 1: whos the girl with the bright eyes a pretty smile?

Girl 2: oh that's Kei !

Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?

Girl 2: I wish!
by Rentforfree2 January 27, 2024
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Boo boo keys

A type of sex toy used in A.B.D. play. Used to stimulate the prostate but shaped like children's key toys.
Oh hey mark, have you tried using boo boo keys before? Their all the rage and my daddy uses them on me daily!
by Canadian03 April 11, 2022
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Sticky keys

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys
by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
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