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Mouth Jizz

1.When you lick something alot inside of your mouth, say a lollipop, then for some reason, you appear to have a tingly sensation.
2.When you see really good food,Entrees or Apetizers NEVER DESSERT!, and your mouth starts to water.
DUDE!, i walked by in n out the other day and had a total mouth jizz!

Dude, i know. i was looking at pizza the other day. boo yah!
by Fatfisher-1 April 8, 2009
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jizz party

A party where male ejaculate is the primary theme. Such a party usually involves a competition. One such competeition involves half-naked women standing inside kiddy pools. The rules usually applied to such a game is that each male at the party masturbates beside one of the women. He then ejaculates onto the woman. The semen then glides down her naked body and collects in the kiddy pool. The woman with the most semen in her kiddy pool at the end wins a prize.
Yo, you hear that Mark and Cisco are having an epic jizz party tomorrow night. I hope Tania is invited. I'll make her win by 5 gallons.
by oneangryzeus April 21, 2010
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Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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train jizz

When a train shoots sparks on the tracks.
Ejaculation of a train.
Person 1: OMG, did you see the sparks from that train?
Person 2: Yeah, that was some serious train jizz
by that girl you know April 10, 2009
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Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
by The big mamma t November 12, 2021
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Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.
Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.
by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013
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Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014
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