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Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 25, 2018
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Chic Ironic

A term used by the everyday Joe to describe something that is outrageously pretentious, in a way that pretentious people would stupidly see as a compliment. Basically, anything in the art world.
Gentleman 1: Oh that is rather dashing, this piece of ribbon. What a piece of art.
Dude 1: Yes Sir. That is very uh... chic ironic. Yes.
by The One and Only Count October 1, 2018
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digging for iron

When a male or female performs oral sex on a female within a week or so of said females period ending. The iron taste and smell coming from the blood of the period causes this effect.
Guy- yo I ate out my girlfriend last night, her pussy tasted like iron bc she was just on her period.

Guy 2- wow, sounds like you were “digging for iron”
by Hickumbottom June 1, 2018
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mining for iron

Mining for iron is the same thing as digging for iron
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Iron Horse

Samuels trusty steed, also known as train that runs on oil back in the 70s. The iron horse was once used to carry peach bones across seas, and was used to help slaves, such as old Harrison, escape from the Negro Hollow.
Samuel took the iron horse to a redeployment and lost miserably. He also ate a stick.
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Irons

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.
Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons
by lpmo May 29, 2018
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Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.
Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef
by kilty jr July 24, 2019
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