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Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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Internet Digging

1.Looking for information about someone online

2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
by JessStar245 August 17, 2020
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Internet Island

An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.

Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."

"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 28, 2009
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Internet week

1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
I'm sorry, but it's going to be an internet week, things are really busy at work. Sorry.
by ontobetterthings February 18, 2010
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Internet handjob

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
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INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021
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Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
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