1. a period of time, be it a week or more, involving no sexual activity except for ahem.. the internet, ie. porn
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
2. the promise of an internet week, also used as an excuse to get out of said sexual activity, usually using an excuse such as work
by ontobetterthings February 18, 2010
Get the Internet weekmug. A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
Get the Internet Engineermug. A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
Real life:
Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!
Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry
Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!
Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
Get the Internet Thugmug. Internet Explorer is a search engine developed by Microsoft, and handed out for most of their products. People often mock and make fun of Bing and Internet Explorer for some reasons such as slow internet, lag, pointless points and other things. Google Chrome and Internet Explorer are also often compared too. Personally, I like Internet Explorer, heck, I'm writing this on Internet Explorer.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
Get the Internet Explorermug. Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)
Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021
Get the INTERNET HOARDINGmug. also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
Get the Dying on the Internetmug. When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!
idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.
idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!
by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012
Get the Internet Shitmug.