Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.
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tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.
*Chad ghosts Rick irl*
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Get the INTERNET HOARDING mug.Formally known as a bible thumper (also known as Google Thumping). Instead of one doing their own research, they simply “Google” information to prove their side of the story in order to suade others their opinions are correct.
*Laura Googles* “Can I turn my hair blonde from drinking coffee?”/ “See Stacy, the results say you can’t turn blonde from drinking coffee!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
*Stacy Googles* “Can I turn blonde from drinking coffee?”/“See Laura! All the results say you can turn blonde from drinking coffee! Don’t be such an internet thumper!”
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Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
Get the Australian internet mug.A internet rapper is a rapper who makes music off of their pc or something and includes funny and sexaul and somewhat weird lyrics popularized by mainly the mc virgins which is a rap group that falls into the internet rap section or like to fall themselves internet rappers but they’re not the only ones who popularized it there are other people who have.
“Shotgun Willy has to be the best internet rapper” “nah man billy marchiafava has to be the best internet rappers”
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Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!
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Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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