small dick

A small ass dick thats more tiny then an ant

Look at that small dick

by Lloljw December 04, 2018

small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

small dick

a person who makes you feel like you are ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly while we were together’
‘He must have a small dick!’

by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

Small dick

A man by the name of Conan

Conan has a small dick

by C.Holding October 18, 2017

Small dick

Ur not really equipped correctly to please a woman

Uve got a small dick

by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021

small dick

The definition of a person with a small dick

Guy 1: Bro you such small dick Lawrence likes guys
Guy 2:No shut up you are

by Cocktails and good April 04, 2022

Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you

B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick

by chocalatelattes April 01, 2018