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off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.
1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.
by Matteo September 12, 2003
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Alabama Gaff Hook

The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...
Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"
by Shroom, Gaff Hook Grady May 10, 2011
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hook it up

to help someone out
"yo loco hook it up with that hyna guey shes looking mad good esse"
by brotha October 23, 2003
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hook it up

to share your resources or knowledge in attempt to allow opportunity.
can you hook it up with some bom?

translation: can you get or help me find a place to buy some weed.

hook it up with a drive.
translation: can i get a ride?
by SmileOrDie October 25, 2003
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hookstown, pa

A very depressed town with very little money or business. Located in the hills very similar to a west virginia town. Well known for the hookstown fair, which is fairly large and the entire town attends. Very friendly people, but very high levels of alcoholism. There is nothing to do in this area, so many people drink for entertainment. Country music is the only music listened to. This is not the place to go for anything with a touch of prestige. Not the place to go to find beautiful people. Tons of disfunctional families live in this area.
Hookstown, pa is the West Virginia or Kentucky of PA.
by MarkD574 January 24, 2010
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Hooked on Chronics

The meaning of Taking ridalin While High on weed.
Hey man last week me and frank got hooked on chronics.
by Mike February 7, 2005
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.
Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009
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