Token Hipster

In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".

Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.

by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

hipster caravan

"Tiny house" a caravan built by a hipster for much more than the cost of a caravan.

Hipster caravans may be called hipster trailers in some cultures.

That fanny just bought a hipster caravan for 30 grand haw haw haw.

by Markypeee November 8, 2017

NASA Hipster

A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.

That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.

by Zachschway June 4, 2018

Hipster Tilt

Wearing a full brim hat tilted up in the front such that the hairline is exposed.

The concert was good, but there was so much hipster tilt that I couldn’t see the stage.

by Otownhipster October 14, 2019

Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.

Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.

by pianoman682 May 11, 2013

Broken Hipster

Any hipster that is over 40.

The Radiohead show was great, but the crowd was full of broken hipsters.

by Joe Vman September 1, 2012