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Hilary's hairy lips 

The sweaty hair that protrudes from between the space where two rolls meet and rest apon each other. Giving it the exagerated look of two fat hairy lips.
Named after, or in honor of political Hilary and ment to draw attention to the hideous akward expressions and movements she makes with her mouth.
I was so drunk last night I would have stuffed that pig. Thankfully after she took off her shirt I saw she had a sweaty pair of Hilary's hairy lips smiling up at me and it brought me to my senses.
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MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 HAIRY BACKS

Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.
"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"

"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."

One Hairy Night Stand 

1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair.

2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair all over your bed sheets, which results in never calling him or her for a second go-around.

3. A hairy hump horror!
Girl 1 wakes up to change her sheets after a drunk night with a guy she meets at a Valentines Day party.
"Holy cow! There is pubic hair all over my sheets!"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "I don't want all this hair in my washer, I'm going to roll it up in this lint remover tape roller"

Girl 1's friend: "BARRRFFFFFFF"

Girl 1: "That was one hairy night stand!"

Brown hairy Apple 

Its a coconut in disguise
"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"
Brown hairy Apple by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there
My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat
Dirty hairy by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

Nans hairy puebes 

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes
Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes
Nans hairy puebes by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020

screaming hairy armadillo 

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;
ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework