Guitar player

Scarily good.
Probably has more guitars than friends.

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*

by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023

Guithelle

One of the most stronger person in the world. ALWAYS ready to help others, she never step back whaterver the situation. She have a beautiful soul and she is someone we can trust without any Doubs.

Guithelle is like a light in a dark place.

by Xays November 21, 2023

Guitarded

That derpy face people make when playing a guitar.

Check out Temu Jimi Hendrix over there getting guitarded.

by Dis Manibus Sacrum August 13, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Guitarded

Adjective-Extreme beginner level at learning to play a guitar and making no or slow progress.

"When it comes to finger positioning and chord changes in standard tuning, I freely admit that I am severely guitarded!"

by Darebo March 26, 2024

Guitar frotting

When two people are playing the guitar but they’re standing like really close to each other. Can include heads on shoulders. Can include bass guitar.

“ did you see when Trent Reznor and Robin finck were guitar frotting at the nine inch nails show?!”

by Benzedrinemustdie February 3, 2026

guitillion

A number that is 1 following the amount of panels of Guita Heavy Fantasia from manga Gachiakuta by Kei Urana.
As of 9/2/24, said number is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

I'm so hungry I could eat a guitillion horses.

by nitrons September 2, 2024