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getting aids

when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...

for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019
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Getting Polygy With It

I couldn't decide who to date, so I decided to just start getting polygy with it and go for a train of sister-wives.
by ANameNotInUse March 17, 2011
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Get in the truck

The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
by Valian61 June 17, 2021
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get twittered

A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.

To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."

"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
by Noir February 9, 2018
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Get reeted on

Be decimated, beaten, or conquered by someone more superior to you
Checkmate! Get reeted on!
by Dude847362 December 25, 2018
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Get Wooted

1. The perfect username for snowball. io

2. When your just better than someone at something
( 2. ) Man 1: I suck at this math quiz.
Man 2: Oh I got %100.
Man 1: How! I got %26!
Man 2: Get wooted, son.
by ClickedEnter January 11, 2020
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Auto Get

A Term in the PC game League of Legends, used to describe A Skill used by an Enemy Champion that Automatically targets an Allied Champion, coined by the late Joseph Archimedes Calamita.
John Watch out! His Auto Get is Off Cooldown!
by JD_274 June 24, 2011
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