Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

by Gonzob December 5, 2003

butt in the front

When a chick who has a gut wears tight pants and you can tell where her ass ends and her stomach begins.

That fat bitch's got a butt in the front!

by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

front

a word used to ask someone why they are being FUCKING RETARDED

excuse me sir, why must your front?

by RIP TOP TIMMY November 26, 2003

shut the front door

shut the front door does NOT mean shut the F up it means to shut somebody down in a sport or to stop somebody

the Miami Dolphins shut the front door on the Jets last night

by bighugebengalsfan October 10, 2009

sikhs on the front row

a popular geography song chanted to the tune of 'perfecto allstars' to the 4 sikhs that sit on the front row

FIL: da da da da da, SIKHS ON THE FRONT ROW!!

PARSO: RONNIE WALLWORK!

by Lip Bart Parso GW March 11, 2005

frontin

to be standing in the front of a large crowd

I was frontin in line to buy tickets for the concert because i got there 2 days before they went on sale

by scrathy July 26, 2006

front on me

The put on a fake persona or to lie

I know that God put you in front of me
So how the hell could you front on me?
- "Stronger" by Kanye West

by lizziearm June 18, 2017