1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
Get the Fairy Bonk mug.Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye
Person 2: goodbye
by J. THRESHER August 17, 2020
Get the Fairy Godfather mug.The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.
The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.
Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.
Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!
by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012
Get the Beer Fairy mug.When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
Get the Shank Fairy mug.he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.
hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011
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Used as satire and an extension of the term “weeb.” It describes any individual with an anime girl, femboy, catboy, catgirl, or furry profile picture on their social media. Can also be used to describe annoying kids or anyone that views themselves as “quirky.”
The only weakness of the Pokémon Sableye
The only weakness of the Pokémon Sableye
He changed his profile picture to a cat girl. I’ve lost all respect for that fairy type.
You’re talking like a true fairy type.
You’re talking like a true fairy type.
by Vindic1 April 1, 2023
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