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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Krook Face

Rapper from America that use go by the name BRAIN APEX.
by Mddk9393 January 9, 2019
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skid face

what you look like when you are drunk enough to tumble forward and skid your face.
Man, you had your skid face on last night, you were so fucked up!
by faboomal September 24, 2008
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Trump Face

(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.
It probably wasn't a good idea for Donald to go full Trump Face when holding that bible.
by Mdad28 June 12, 2020
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Face Googling

When a person can't look you in the eyes, they just keep searching your face.
I wonder whats on my face. That asshole at the bar was face googling me the entire time.
by albyl December 25, 2009
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face smashing

Face smashing is so much fun. I wish I could face smash all day.
by Delish900069 February 12, 2014
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