FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021

Fecesball

Fecesball means "Royal King" in Albanian

"Oh, all hail the mighty Fecesball!" Said the tiny prince.

by Ryan December 22, 2004

feck

As well as being an intentional alternative to the word fuck, people with extremely noticable California accents say the word "fuck" in a way that comes out more like "feck."

Oh feck, man, the waves are like totally non-surfable today dude.

by bohemian September 20, 2006

fecafellatio

Oral stimulation of the feces

John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!

Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafellatio skills!!

by Skeletor December 29, 2004

feck

if used in front of parents, its the worst thing for u to do.

"feck you!" she screams to her mum, as she runs down the driveway.

by osxar July 3, 2004

Fece chord

A chord of fece.

Wasting time.

"Dammit, they need to hurry up! They're taking their damn time....fece chordin' it.."


Dont' whip me with that fece chord!

by lisa June 1, 2004

feck

Alternative to fuck, used not entirely by do-gooders who want to avoid the foulest four letter word, but mainly by internet users humorously trying to imitate them.

Oh feck, Carlton.

by Alex January 25, 2004