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Often pretends to be on the phone. He'll chat with noone on the other end to appear to have more friends than he does.
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Get the Eric mug.A quirky but often insightful mathematician who manages investments for Peter Thiel. He coined the term "Intellectual Dark Web" and is the older brother of Bret Weinstein. He claims to have developed a theory of physics called Geometric Unity but has not completely released it. He is also the host of the "The Portal," a cool podcast, but he has not had an episode in a long time. Perhaps one day he shall return.
Sam: "Where's Eric Weinstein? I haven't seen him he appeared on Joe Rogan."
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