Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.
"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
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Reign energy

A energy drink that replicates SARMS
Yo Reign energy got me benching 225 rn
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Big dick energy

Big dick energy is someone that’s mostly excited or wants to get laid
Woah I have big dick energy

I’m getting big dick energy tonight
by MOANS November 14, 2018
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Energy

Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka
Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"
by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023
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South Campus Energy

A student at The Ohio State University who lives on the south side of campus. Typically means the person is attractive and enjoys partying much more than the chodes on north campus
Chad: Bro she is so hot
Kyle: Yeah bro, she has that south campus energy for sure
by KyleFromBetaApplePi August 13, 2019
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