Ed Hardy

A brand of overpriced clothing which teenagers from ages 13 up to 20+ buy simply because it is overpriced and sparkly. Ed Hardy is famous for making it obvious to spot douchebags, wannabees, wiggers, semi-rich middle class who believe they are super rich because they wear it, etc. Go onto facebook, nexopia or myspace and chances are - you'll spot a few lowlife teenagers taking mirror pictures with their middle fingers up and ED HARDY on. Ed Hardy makes them feel as if they are walking through a fashion show...a tacky fashion show but a fashion show nonetheless.

1.

"Oh my god, girl, did you see that Ed Hardy sweater on sale for $100? I HAVE to buy it so everyone thinks I'm wealthy and fashionable."

2.
"That guy in the Ed Hardy sweater-"
"Douche."

by xoxooox December 24, 2009

koala'ed

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a man’s back. She will be aggressive, throwing a foreleg around her opponent and biting and scratching him.

Man, this girl koala'ed the hell out of me last night.

by khutch June 20, 2010

Ed O'Brien

Someone who gives anal on a regular basis, often reaching legendary status in lordship of anal. This person often smokes a lot of weed as well.

Michael: So one time I was givin this chick anal, right?
Colin: You're a real Ed O'Brien. Everyone could tell that you were really givin' it to her.

Thom: One day, I wish to be the lord of anal.
Jonny: Who do you think you are? Ed O'Brien?

by doctor what June 26, 2009

Puma-ed

Something that is supposed to happen, but never does. An insane amount of lying usually attempts to cover up the promise, but the lies get so ridiculous, it becomes insulting. Being Puma-ed usually results in massive frustration.

I was supposed to get a brand new BMW for $600, but the car dealer was John F Kennedy and he was assasinated like 20 years ago. I think I got Puma-ed.

by baby jesus January 6, 2003

halo'ed out

State of mind that is achieved by playing excessive amounts of Halo for countless hours causing players to completely lose all desire of playing anymore Halo. Players often admit they're halo'ed out when they are tired of playing Halo and have had enough. Occurs often at the end of a halo night.

Man, we played Halo up into the following day until we were halo'ed out.

by Robin_of_Loxly April 6, 2006

smith-co'ed

The act of being over-sold by a salesman as he berates you into submission by talking more than you or being sold into horrible real estate deals by someone (like mobile home parks). This salesman usually has stuffed, size 16 shoes. The salesman will make outrageous claims like being drafted by major league teams or claiming his house alarm has lasers that don't deviate or degrade.

I just spent the last hour getting smith-co'ed by that real estate agent.

or

I just got smith co'ed by this salesman into buying this property and I don't know if it will cash flow.

by Smith Companies November 23, 2010

ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.

Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd

by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009