Drugs

The good shit bandit had to sell so he would get a promotion.

“I had to deal drugs.” -Bandit
“No fucken way man let me get some” *snorrrrt* -Jäger

by I wanna fuccen die March 8, 2018

drugssss

Ur mom

He that guy looks like drugssss

by Rwohan atkillson May 13, 2018

Drumjob

When a female drummer gives you a blowjob while smacking your buttcheeks like a drum.

She said she didn’t want to give me a rim job, so she gave me a drumjob instead.

by Papimike August 30, 2018

Drumjob

When a female drummer gives you a blowjob while smacking your buttcheeks like a drum.

She said she didn’t want to give me a rim job, so she gave me a drumjob instead.

by Papimike August 30, 2018

Drugs

A substitute for life

Bob:Hey jimmy r u deppressed eat some drugs with me(pure presser)
Jimmy:oh shit now im gey(dies)

by Watermakesyoulesbian October 1, 2018

drum bum

A homeless person who tries to make an earnest living receiving dollars for playing the drums from a variety of percussive things, be it buckets or actual drums.

Manhattan drum bums in the Subway? Cool! I will gladly slip you a fiver.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Drumagined

When you are so drunk that you imagine something happening. When you sober up, though, you discover that it did not happen at all, and you drunk-imagined it.

Example 1:
Jennifer Lawrence: *searching her phone contacts* Dude, I totally thought that I got James Franco's number last night at the party!

Anne Hathaway: Nope. You must have drumagined it.
Jennifer Lawrence: Damn tequila!

Example 2:
Tom Cruise: I really thought that the Pope turned me Catholic last night!

Katie Holmes: No, you definitely drumagined that.

by DuchessLemonade January 4, 2019