I'll do it tomorrow

The reason most people are suffering in school.

Concerned parent: Hey Bill did you do you're homework
Bill: Nah I'll do it tomorrow

by Fuckface32 May 15, 2017

till death do us part

a phrase that, apparently most people don't actually mean when they get married

did you know that 40-50% of marriages end in divorce? I guess "till death do us part" means nothing anymore

by raindropsonkittens January 7, 2019

something belee would do

Something really fucking stupid that nobody should ever do.

Dude, that sounds like something belee would do, don't do it.

by nigoyhater June 29, 2022

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

by Power476 April 14, 2021

do it for the team

Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.

Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.

John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team

by 451234124321 March 30, 2008

Do you have parents?

Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.

person 1: ....

person 2: .... Do you have parents?

person 1: yes...?

person 2: cool.

person 1: ....

person 2: ....

by Nacoji April 4, 2011

DO IT!

One of the shortest yet most powerful phrases in the English language, the use of "DO IT!" has been inadvertently sending young men to jail and/or the hospital since sometime in the early 1920's. If anything bad happens in your life, it's probably because one of your friends yelled this at you.

Prosecuting Attorney: And at what point did you decide that it would be a good idea to "T-bag" Officer Jones?

Defendant: When my buddies yelled "DO IT!" (Courtroom erupts in applause)

by GreenParrot713 September 19, 2009