person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
person 2: size matters
person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans
person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021

When someone looks attractive but isn't a nice person.
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"
by OldSoup April 25, 2025

A person being extraordinarily racist towards black people. Like really racist. Like sometimes sub-conscientiously racist. Just like wayy too racist.
by Jack son seventy seven September 24, 2022

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by some pansexual May 7, 2021

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

A specific melodic progression commonly used in Indian music.
Desi: Hey bhai bro how was the beat of the song
Non-Desi: Sounded Ding-A-Ling-A to me.
Desi: Bhai bro you mean it started on a tonic, went up by a semitone, played that note eight times, did that whole sequence three times, then went up by another semitone on the fourth bar.
Non-Desi: Like C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb
Desi: Haan yes Bhai bro you are very smart.
Desi: Hey bhai bro how was the beat of the song
Non-Desi: Sounded Ding-A-Ling-A to me.
Desi: Bhai bro you mean it started on a tonic, went up by a semitone, played that note eight times, did that whole sequence three times, then went up by another semitone on the fourth bar.
Non-Desi: Like C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D C-D-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb-Eb
Desi: Haan yes Bhai bro you are very smart.
by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024
