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dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada
1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"
by laddrink November 6, 2022
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Dickless dildo

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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Code-Dildo

A synonym for the term accesswidener, commonly found in Fabric mods.
I just need to find a Code-Dildo to do the job.
by ballsandcta November 20, 2022
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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Dildo launcher

Don’t shoot me with that dildo launcher man!
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns
At night my mother uses her dildo
by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022
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dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.
He's dead as a dildo
by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022
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