a magnum date is a romantic evening at home involving a magnum bottle of wine, a magnum ice cream bar, and a magnum condom.
by dougie smalls August 22, 2012
Another boring definitions along with name definitions and they are also plagued all over the dictionary
At least they are not sex definitions
At least they are not sex definitions
Date definitions be like
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
October 17:hug ppl
October 18:u either slap someone ass or kiss some and ask to get love or all
And if you go vvote then they are almost everything is name definitions and the thing that I am talking about
by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 19, 2019
Going out on dates or otherwise occupying someone's boy or girlfriend so that said someone can get on with their lives.
Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
Date-Sitter - the sucker stuck acting as a buffer between two such people in a dying relationship.
He was driving me nuts, so I talked one of my sorority sisters into date-sitting him for a few weeks until I'm more firmly attached to Bruiser here.
by marfita May 28, 2010
when two people like each other but can't date due to fear of being ridiculed and teased by classmates who are usually really just jealous.
by Sanjai Gupta July 04, 2015
More than friends with benefits where you are also emotionally vested but at a lower level of spectrum than a much serious relationship such as commitment or marriage.
Gang of friends: Hey man, so you have been seeing that girl for a while now, you guys committed?
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".
Puli (the playboy of the gang): Not at all! What we have is a "dating partnership".
by Shackle_95 October 16, 2018
v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
Kelly: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*
Ashley: You can answer any time now!
Kelly: This isn't happening!
Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?
Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!
Ashley: What?
Kelly: Marco....
Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!
Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?
Ashley: Whats that?
Kelly: I don't exactly know.
Ashley: Why?
Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.
Ashley: How?
Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.
Ashley: Magic?
Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?
Ashley: And your point is?
Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?
Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!
Kelly: You didn't ask me?
Ashley: Yes I did!
Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!
Ashley: WHAT???
Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?
Ashley: WOMEN!!!!
Kelly: MEN!!!
by 78910SumDumbHen November 27, 2012
When you ask your intimate partner to join your on a date during your shit break, and your sweet heart can sit by the toilet and chat with you while watching your cumming face and hearing your moans and having an existential crisis.
yy: hey honey, I am going to take a shit now, would you come and join me?
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
gg: yea sure! I’ll come with you.
.....after 3 minutes, yy starts to actually popping.
gg: so why am I here? (Snitching nose)
yy: because I just invited you to a SHIT DATE.
by ygygwang March 07, 2019