by Chris13 February 6, 2008
Get the naked dancing mug.The act of slapping your penis back and fourth against your body, either side to side or up to down, to create a slapping noise.
One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
One usually engages in this act when either drunk, in strange sexual situations, or in the mirror for your own entertainment. In some rarer situations it has been used in celebration of victory, or high achievements.
by con serving time January 19, 2011
Get the Slap Dance mug.by MRK March 24, 2006
Get the dirt dance mug.The formal dance of mating in the gertz cult. A gertz will flail his limbs giving the illusion that he is running in place. His main goals are to impress any female onlookers and earn the acceptance of his peers. He hopes to win the girl and gain some "bros," instead he endures months of embarrassment and humiliation.
Joe: I just paid gertz 5 bucks to show those girls the Jetson's Dance.
Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.
Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.
Bill: lordy lordy, i gotta see this.
Joe: Once again he brings shame to himself and everyone around him.
by Jimmy Tittlebits June 21, 2009
Get the Jetson's Dance mug.the rapid succession of brake taps that one unconsciously gives when you're blasting a hot beat and you roll up to a stop sign/red light, giving the illusion that your car is dancing.
Driver: "hell yea. this my jam. WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN SCREAMING AHHHHH HEY-EY-EY… I'M SO PAID!"
Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.
Co-pilot: Yo dude. you wanna stop brake dancing. i'm trying to eat my Baconator here.
by Big Oliver March 14, 2009
Get the brake dancing mug.The result of a male orgasm without any active stimulation. As the penis struggles to relieve itself during climax, it bops and twitches while ejaculating semen.
by Difference Maker March 17, 2008
Get the Dick Dance mug.1.Dancing, only HARDCORE.
2.The kind of dancing you see the weird suburban kids from your school that always smell like BO and cloves doing. A subtle artform that manages to look uncoordinated, supremely lame and immensely queer, all at the same time. Popular hardcore 'dance moves' include the 'I'm flailing my arms about like a frightened kid in special ED!', The 'I'm piling myself on top of you but it's not gay because we're dancing and it's hardcore!' The 'When you can't dance, just roundhouse kick at random because it totally worked for the Spice Girls!' and the 'I'm going to be a virgin for a long time'.
3.The source of some of the funniest definitions I've come across on this site.
2.The kind of dancing you see the weird suburban kids from your school that always smell like BO and cloves doing. A subtle artform that manages to look uncoordinated, supremely lame and immensely queer, all at the same time. Popular hardcore 'dance moves' include the 'I'm flailing my arms about like a frightened kid in special ED!', The 'I'm piling myself on top of you but it's not gay because we're dancing and it's hardcore!' The 'When you can't dance, just roundhouse kick at random because it totally worked for the Spice Girls!' and the 'I'm going to be a virgin for a long time'.
3.The source of some of the funniest definitions I've come across on this site.
'Hardcore Dancing' makes me smile
by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005
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