i hate coffee

things people say when they prefer water, or tea, or MILK

"I HATE COFFEE."
"ok."

by Koiiio May 22, 2023

𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎

The 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎? 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎. 𝙽𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎™ 𝙿𝚘𝚘𝚙 𝙲𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙺 𝙸𝚃. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝙱𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚂𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊!

by Sph3r1cal February 27, 2020

cuffer

someone who uses the end of their sleeve as a hankerchief

"eurr... look at that crust on his sleave, he's such a cuffer!"

by Jason K1 October 20, 2006

Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...

Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop

by Joelydia November 22, 2006

Coffee

The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

by whateveryouwanttocallme April 21, 2009

cuffie

the slang term for a person's head

I'll smack your cuffie up , keep playing.

by D.A May 4, 2005

cuffed

broke; cash-strapped

"man,I can't buy that, I'm cuffed till I get paid."

by Anonymous November 5, 2003