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Green Alarm Clock

While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.
I used the Green Alarm Clock and now that's all she wants.
by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008
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baby o'clock

A point in time at which a friend wants to go home and it is clearly before everyone else he or she is with is ready to end the fun. This term can be applied at any time of day.
It's 11:30PM on Saturday and everyone is out at a party.

Frank: "I'm kinda tired. I have to go home and study."
Adam: WHAT?!?! I didn't know it was BABY O'CLOCK!
by Glennnn December 7, 2006
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Dutch clock weights

When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,
Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,
by james Venom August 21, 2006
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on the clock

To be subjected to scrutiny. Loosely coined by viewers, fans, and media associated with the NFL Draft, wherein each pro team has 15 minutes per round during the draft to decide, among many aspiring athletes, who to draft as a player. The NFL Draft draws such media coverage for analysis that each draft selection becomes instantaneous fodder for sports journalism scrutiny.
Aaron's graduation depends on how his grades are for this last semester. He finds out in 12 days, so he is on the clock.

The company's inability to make a decent profit during the last quarter has put them on the clock for this next month; a loss will likely result in heavy firings.
by MJTauthor December 31, 2007
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boobies 12 o'clock

When boobies are coming at you hot and fast
by fujiami February 23, 2012
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clocktower

A nickname for a kid whose actually named blake.
This kid must be tall-6' is preferred
His main purpose in life is to grab books from shelfs
And tell time exactly
He must also tell very very very random stories

And find 5 dollars
Hey clocktower! Whats the time?


Wanna quickie clocktower??
by sparky winsor May 9, 2005
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COD O'clock

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Fool, it's COD O'clock. *insert MW2 disk*
by ninjawu May 28, 2011
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