hyp-hoe-crite

(noun) a hoe that can’t compare because she doesn’t compete

Becky is such a hyp-hoe-crite. She’s mad I wore booty shorts because she has a cottage cheese butt.

by DankestNight January 14, 2023

Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism

As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?

Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.

Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

Schrodinger's critic

Somebody who gives really bad opinions, then decides whether or not to change their opinion to be more agreeable based on the people's reaction around them.

Zack: "Astroworld is Travis Scott's worst album."

Connor: "What the hell? You have to be kidding bro.

Zac: "Okay, fine. It's his second best album."

Connor: "You're such a Schrodinger's critic."

by EnderThatGuy February 5, 2025

Weaponization of Critical Thinking

The practice of using the tools and language of critical thinking—skepticism, questioning, demand for evidence—not to genuinely evaluate claims but to undermine, dismiss, or attack positions one dislikes. The weaponizer of critical thinking doesn't apply the same standards to their own beliefs; they simply wield "critical thinking" as a cudgel against others, demanding impossible levels of proof, rejecting all evidence as insufficient, and declaring themselves the only rational person in the conversation. It's the rhetorical equivalent of a child covering their ears and shouting "I'm being critical!" The weaponization of critical thinking is especially common in online debates, where "just asking questions" becomes a way to spread doubt without making claims, and "being skeptical" becomes a way to dismiss expertise without engaging it.

Weaponization of Critical Thinking Example: "He weaponized critical thinking in every discussion, demanding sources, then rejecting them, asking for evidence, then dismissing it, claiming to be skeptical while believing obvious nonsense. He wasn't thinking critically; he was using the language of critical thinking to avoid ever being wrong. His opponents gave up, exhausted. The weapon had done its job."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 16, 2026

4 factor criteria

Mine meets it, yours does not. Fuck these sub-human YouTubers.

Hym "Mine does meet the 4 factor criteria. Yours does not. Make them come clean or shut down the site. These fucking garbage need to get a job."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

climbing crib critter

Mature baby who bolts from the stroller and jets up the climbing wall at the inflatable play center.

Somebody grab that climbing crib critter before they get to the top of the rock wall!

by TR Arterburn December 4, 2025