Rotisserie cook

The act of roasting a guy while spinning him like a beer bottle and whoever he stops on has to roast him. Such humiliation can be a result of a guy that has been caught lacking in front of all the boys.

After the sorry lad has been caught lacking, the boys will tie the looser to an office chair, then the boys will gather around him in a circle, and spin him around gradually (like a rotisserie chicken in an oven) letting his rotation slowly stop, and then whoever is in direct eye sight of the victim at the time his rotation stops must roast him then spin his ass in the chair again and repeat the process until everybody in the circle has had a chance to roast him or he pleads guilty of being burned.

When we all heard him at the grocery store ask if “Amazon has an app?” As if he’s never used a smart phone before in his life, we knew we were gonna have to Rotisserie cook his dumb ass once we got back home

by B.A.B._OG September 14, 2022

eddie cook

the absolute egg that makes eggtastic noises every ten seconds. eddie cook is the type of guy to play breaking point on roblox

eddie cook walked to tesco at 6 in the morning then left a trolley at the top of his street

by .SUREFIRE September 17, 2022

Cooking

the process of creating something that a lot people will fuck with

This beat is gonna be fire, I’m cooking rn.

by iron knee September 25, 2022

Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

Perfectly Cooked

Whenever you see someone of the Indian race you must observe that they have been perfectly cooked by god's oven.

Ohh, there goes Sid. He's a perfectly cooked one.

by SidP25 January 18, 2022

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by anonymous December 19, 2021

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021