Colman Dock

A big dock where you get your wallet reamed so you can ride a boat across the water, with or without your car.

I'm going to ride the ferry via the Colman Dock, to Bremerton.

by Doge 2.0 October 10, 2013

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

cammarasana

To take picture secretly

I was a cammarasana at the party

by Jake dimper May 28, 2017

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Cammad

When your name is Cam and you get mad about everything.

Example 1:
I told Cam that I was going to do the Keto Diet and he went totally Cammad on me.

Example 2:
So the sun came up today and it mad Cam totally fucking Cammmad.

by Uncle R Chase May 10, 2018

cimmanim

{Cinnamon}. A word spoken by most 4 year olds.

My daughter used to say this to me when she was 4.

Mommy can you make me some cimmanim toast?

by Griffilicious January 24, 2019