Booty Cheeks

its what i clap on your mom.

I clapped John's booty cheeks.

by SkibidiToiletRizzler January 26, 2024

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Snow Cheeks

When one dips their bare ass into fresh snow creating a pristine mold of their butt cheeks.

My buddy stopped in the middle of our hike to pull down his pants and leave a perfect pair of snow cheeks in the fresh snow.

by fatboytony January 4, 2021

Cheeks

To describe something that is ass bro.

Our lawyer Peter is cheeks because he doesn’t give a fuck about answering our questions.

by Peter10Diks July 24, 2024

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.

Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."

by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019