Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008

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Captain Fagtastic

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.

"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."

by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

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Captain Forehead

Guy with a giant forehead.

holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.

by mrkic May 25, 2009

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Captain Fuck Yes

A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.

Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!

by oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 4, 2009

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Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

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