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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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Hey

A cooler way to say hi 😎
Girl- "Hey"
Boy-"your so cool"
by Betzy 123 September 24, 2019
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hey

don't you say this when you greet to others ?
hey b***t ! come here LMAO
oh my god...
by a random guy LMFAO March 16, 2021
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Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.
“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”
by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020
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hey b.s. corpus

A bunch of legal claptrap in which a prisoner requests to be released from jail.
In the musical "Chicago", Billy Flynn presents a flashy and compelling "writ of hey b.s. corpus" which gets da selfish murderess Roxie off da hook, despite her indeed being "Gil T. Azell" of her accused crime.
by QuacksO September 27, 2020
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Hey

It's a word
Guy 1: HEY, PUT THAT GUN DOWN!
Guy 2: Hell no man.
by ya boi 1 April 16, 2018
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hey

a (slang) word that is used as hate speech and/or racism to the jewish religion and people involved with it. It roughly translates to "nigger" or also known as the n-word in censored terms but instead of the black race, it is the jewish religion.
"You Hey! Get off my lawn!"

"Is that the star of david? Are you a Hey?"
by Panfahh February 6, 2025
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