bum-fu

a style of martial arts mastered by very few of the bumby class. it combines drunken boxing, aikido, and kenpo to form the ideal style of martial arts for the 'bumby' archetype.

"I know bum-fu!"

"Show me."

by DryGrain October 12, 2004

bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008

Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.

Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"

by Trixi Saint James December 27, 2013

dry bum

Anal sex without any lubrication

I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.

I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.

by snez February 28, 2013

bum piss

bum piss is when you have had an illness or it can happen when you take to many drugs.

your guts empty them selves like passing water through your bottom = bum piss

by peter mills August 24, 2006

scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007

bum clitty

When one is dora the explorer for the rectum
you shall stumble upon the bum clitty
Mmmmm (;

Get thou bum clitty out yerr skanky hoe bag (;

by Anal Explorer February 17, 2008