Bum Botherer

A homosexual

Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!

by Blackdog888 March 31, 2010

bum trundler

An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.

Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.

by Bastard Loaf September 7, 2008

bum-fu

a style of martial arts mastered by very few of the bumby class. it combines drunken boxing, aikido, and kenpo to form the ideal style of martial arts for the 'bumby' archetype.

"I know bum-fu!"

"Show me."

by DryGrain October 12, 2004

Bum Explosion

When one needs the lavatory immediatley or one will cak shit their pants.

"Jamie had too much dodgy beer, he's now gonna have a bum explosion"

by Twinklebabe October 19, 2008

scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007

bum piss

bum piss is when you have had an illness or it can happen when you take to many drugs.

your guts empty them selves like passing water through your bottom = bum piss

by peter mills August 24, 2006

wall bumming

Standing in a corridor (at school/work etc) with your back against a wall and using your bum to push yourself away from the wall, and using it to cushion your return to the wall. Can be used to pass the time while waiting for a class to begin/person to arrive. Is closely related to bum walling.

1) Hey dude, you are so late. I've been wall bumming for the last five minutes.
2) I was wall bumming for so long i marked the wall.

by Steve September 2, 2005