A Wife who doesn't work, cook, clean, suck or perform anything of real importance for herself or her Husband.
"My Wife does nothing all day while I work, and then yells at me for no reason. I cook her dinner and I jerk off to her mom; I think what I have is a Bum Wife." ~ Stupid Man
by Jackoffcreamsoda January 11, 2011
the act of anally raping an unsuspecting victim by pulling the pants and jumpping on the bum and inserting an unwated object in the butthole area.
by cockney. January 23, 2011
An individual who frequently or unexpectedly neglects his regular companions in the pursuit of sexual gratification.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Derived from the accusation that these individuals seek to "trundle" (push/drive) the opposite sex, rather than partake in regular social activities.
Man X: Do you wish to accompany me and others to our regular meeting place?
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
Man Y: I cannot right now as i must urgently meet Woman Z
Man X: You sir, are a total and complete bum trundler.
by Bastard Loaf July 28, 2006
look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .
by mr lee in cardiff January 08, 2009
low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum
also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.
"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"
"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."
by the sultan of scrum - October 18, 2007
by peter mills August 24, 2006
by John Broderico February 09, 2007