boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner

Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."

by britkav July 18, 2012

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex

You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!

by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016

Bonerbaroner

A renaissance era male genital protective device, similar to today’s protective cup

I have seemed to of misplaced my bonerbaroner, no jousting tonight!

by Hmp99 April 20, 2018

inverse boner

When something is so nasty or such a large turn-off that it makes you feel as if your junk is shriveling up into nothing and all your hormones are dying.

Matt: Dude did you see Mackenzie's mom over there trying to dance?

David: Ya, it gave me an inverse boner.

by itsnotc September 27, 2010

E-Boner

Also referred to as an Electronic-Boner. This occurs when an individual(s) finds out that a Female is on his team in an online video game. Most common among ages 12-17.

Dude when I found out that xXsweetgirlXx was actually a girl I got an E-Boner, her voice was so hot.

by ThatOneGuy92 November 5, 2010

Kiddie Boner

What a male person gets when they experience something that excites them a little bit.

Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!

Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.

by theindiearmy August 13, 2011

Questionable boner

An erection that arises from something that should not be erotic or sexy

Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on

"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"

Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"

Jon-"ew that's disgusting"

Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"

Jon-"o_O"

by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011